e-wife
A woman who's basically married to a man on the internet. They talk about their imaginary kids, their imaginary house, and their imaginary problems. She yells at him like he's her actual husband. He yells back like he's actually married.
'Your imaginary kid is fat. I'm moving to the moon.', e-wife to e-husband.
'Your imaginary kid is not fat. You're just jealous.', e-husband responding to a text.
'If you don't stop yelling at me, I'm breaking up with you.', e-wife during a text fight.