e-wife

A woman who talks to a man online like he's her husband, but they never actually meet. They argue about who's the best parent to their imaginary kids and send each other texts that sound like they're married. The guy version is called an e-husband, and he’s just as annoying.

A woman who acts like she's married to a man she's never met, just because he sends her heart emojis. They have full-blown arguments about chores and who left the toilet seat up. The guy is an e-husband and he’s just as dramatic.

A woman who's basically married to a man on the internet. They talk about their imaginary kids, their imaginary house, and their imaginary problems. She yells at him like he's her actual husband. He yells back like he's actually married.

A woman who's married to a man online and they argue about everything like they're actually living together. They fight about who's the best parent to their fake kid, who left the door open, and who's the best lover. The guy version is called an e-husband and he's just as bad.

A woman who's married to a man online and they fight like they're actually married. They argue about their imaginary life, their fake kid, and who's the best lover. The guy is an e-husband and he's just as loud.

A woman who thinks she's married to a man online, and they fight about everything like they're actually living together. They argue about their imaginary house, their fake kid, and who's the best lover. The guy is an e-husband and he's just as loud.