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E War Woo Woo is the idiot who runs Manchester United. He promises the moon and the stars, but then acts like he’s been sleeping for a century when the players don’t show up. He’s also the king of pretending he’s got a million calls on his phone during the worst moments of a game.
'I’ll sign the best players in the world!' he yells. Then he goes on a 20-minute phone call about his cat’s diet.
'He’s got a plan!' he says. The plan is ‘hope.’
He’s so busy pretending he’s got important business that he missed the entire match.