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E War Woo Woo is the idiot who runs Manchester United. He promises the moon and the stars, but then acts like he’s been sleeping for a century when the players don’t show up. He’s also the king of pretending he’s got a million calls on his phone during the worst moments of a game.
'I’ll sign the best players in the world!' he yells. Then he goes on a 20-minute phone call about his cat’s diet.
'He’s got a plan!' he says. The plan is ‘hope.’
He’s so busy pretending he’s got important business that he missed the entire match.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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E War Woo Woo is the man who thinks he’s a genius, but he’s just a man with a phone and a bad idea. He signs players he can’t afford, then acts like he’s got a secret mission every time the team loses.
He told the whole world he’d get a superstar, but the superstar didn’t want to come. He was on a phone call about his tax bill.
He’s got more phone calls than a receptionist. And the team’s losing.
He thinks he’s making a plan. It’s just a bunch of ‘maybe’ and ‘someday.’
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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E War Woo Woo is the worst boss ever. He promises you a new team, but then he’s too busy talking to his mom about her cat to actually do anything. He’s also the reason the team loses every match.
He said he’d get a world-class player. He didn’t. He was on a phone call about his mom’s cat.
He’s got a plan. It’s called ‘I’ll do it tomorrow.’
He thinks he’s got a million calls. He’s got one. It’s from his mom.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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