e-vomit
When you type out a whole email like you’re trying to explain your brain to someone else. It has zero useful info but is full of weird thoughts, random facts, and stuff that makes you question your sanity.
Hey bro, did you know the moon is made of cheese and my ex is now a yoga instructor? Also, I think I might be a robot.
I just had a sandwich for breakfast and now I’m writing this email at 3 AM. What even is life?
Dear coworker, I’m not lazy. I’m just strategically avoiding work because I’m a genius.