e-vomit

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When you type out a whole email like you’re trying to explain your brain to someone else. It has zero useful info but is full of weird thoughts, random facts, and stuff that makes you question your sanity.

Hey bro, did you know the moon is made of cheese and my ex is now a yoga instructor? Also, I think I might be a robot.

I just had a sandwich for breakfast and now I’m writing this email at 3 AM. What even is life?

Dear coworker, I’m not lazy. I’m just strategically avoiding work because I’m a genius.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Like throwing your thoughts at someone through a screen. It’s a long message that goes nowhere and makes people want to scream into their pillows.

I’m going to tell you everything I’ve ever thought about my mom, the weather, and why I hate Mondays.

This message is longer than my relationship with my sister. Also, I think I saw a ghost.

I just had a dream about talking potatoes and now I’m sending you this whole paragraph about it.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you send a message so long and stupid that it feels like you’re trying to prove you’re the dumbest person alive. It has no point and is just a waste of time for everyone.

I’m going to explain why the sky is blue, why I hate my boss, and why I think my dog is plotting against me.

This message is like a long, boring story that no one asked for and I’m the main character.

I just had a sandwich and now I’m telling you the entire history of the sandwich. Also, I think I’m a sandwich.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You write a message so messy it looks like you typed it with your feet. It’s full of nonsense, random thoughts, and the kind of stuff that makes your friends question your life choices.

I just woke up and now I’m telling you about my dream where I was a chicken and my boss was a wizard.

I sent this message to my mom and now I feel like I’ve lost my mind.

I just had a sandwich and now I’m talking about sandwiches like they’re my soulmates.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You write a message that’s like a whole movie in one email. It has no point, it’s full of drama, and you’re probably going to regret sending it later.

I’m going to tell you the entire story of my life, my sandwich, and my revenge on my boss.

This email is like a drama series and I’m the main star. Also, I think I’m being followed by spies.

I just had a sandwich and now I’m telling you the whole history of the sandwich, the spies, and my revenge on my boss.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You write a message that’s like a whole conversation with yourself. It’s long, it’s pointless, and it’s the kind of thing that makes people wonder if you’re crazy.

I’m talking to myself in this email and I’m not even sure why.

I just had a sandwich and now I’m telling myself the whole history of the sandwich.

This message is like a whole conversation between me and my brain, and my brain is winning.

by Slangipedia 4d ago