e-vomit
When you send a message so long and stupid that it feels like you’re trying to prove you’re the dumbest person alive. It has no point and is just a waste of time for everyone.
I’m going to explain why the sky is blue, why I hate my boss, and why I think my dog is plotting against me.
This message is like a long, boring story that no one asked for and I’m the main character.
I just had a sandwich and now I’m telling you the entire history of the sandwich. Also, I think I’m a sandwich.