e-virginity
An e-scooter virgin is someone who never got hit by a scooter and still thinks they’re cool.
I never got hit by a scooter. I’m an e-scooter virgin.
I’ve never been knocked down by a scooter. I’m an e-scooter virgin.
I still ride my scooter like it’s 2019. I’m an e-scooter virgin.