e-virginity

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Being a digital virgin means you’re still a virgin, but you think you’re cool because you do it on the internet.
Bro, I still haven’t cum in a Zoom call. I’m a digital virgin.
I’ve never sent a butt pic. I’m a digital virgin.
I still use a fake name on Tinder. I’m a digital virgin.
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A sniper is someone who hasn’t done e-fucking and is too scared to try.
I haven’t e-fucked anyone since 2018. I’m a sniper.
I still use my mom’s Wi-Fi to chat. I’m a sniper.
I’ve never sent a voice note. I’m a sniper.
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A sniper is a person who’s too afraid to e-fuck and still uses a Yahoo email.
I still use my Yahoo email for everything. I’m a sniper.
I’ve never e-fucked because I’m too scared. I’m a sniper.
I still use my Yahoo email for e-fucking. I’m a sniper.
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A digital virgin is someone who’s never had cyber-sex and still uses a flip phone.
I still use my flip phone for everything. I’m a digital virgin.
I’ve never had cyber-sex. I’m a digital virgin.
I still use my flip phone for Tinder. I’m a digital virgin.
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A digital virgin is someone who’s watched a lot of porn but still hasn’t done it.
I watched 10 hours of porn. I’m still a digital virgin.
I’ve seen every movie on Netflix. I’m still a digital virgin.
I’ve watched porn on my phone for 5 years. I’m still a digital virgin.
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An e-hoe is someone who thinks they’re cool because they sext, but they’ve never had real sex.
I sexted 10 guys. I’m an e-hoe.
I run a porn blog. I’m still an e-hoe.
I’ve never had real sex. I’m an e-hoe.
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An e-scooter virgin is someone who never got hit by a scooter and still thinks they’re cool.
I never got hit by a scooter. I’m an e-scooter virgin.
I’ve never been knocked down by a scooter. I’m an e-scooter virgin.
I still ride my scooter like it’s 2019. I’m an e-scooter virgin.
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