E-Ville - A short name for Evansville, IN. It’s like a tiny town that

A short name for Evansville, IN. It’s like a tiny town that thinks it’s a big city just because it has a mall.

Evansville is now E-Ville? That’s like calling a dog a wolf just because it barks a lot.

I thought Evansville was a cool city. Turns out it’s just E-Ville, which is a fancy name for ‘boring’.

E-Ville? That’s like giving a kid a gold watch and telling him he’s a king.