E-Ville

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A stupid nickname for Edwardsville, IL. It’s like calling a bald guy ‘Haircut’ and then laughing at him.

Edwardsville is E-Ville? That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard.

I’m moving to E-Ville because it sounds like a place where nobody has a brain.

E-Ville? That’s the kind of nickname you give to a kid who failed math and still thinks he’s cool.

When you’re just lazy and doing nothing that matters. Like you’re wasting your time, your beer, and your breath.

I’m just E-Ville-ing my day away. Nothing productive happening here.

Why are you still on the couch? You’re E-Ville-ing again.

I came home from work and just E-Ville-ed for three hours. What even is life?

A guy who sells pills to kids so he can have sex with them. He’s like a drug dealer with a bad fashion sense and a worse life.

That guy at the mall is an E-Ville. He’s got a fake mustache and a real problem.

He’s an E-Ville. He sells pills to kids and then tries to act cool.

He’s not just a guy. He’s an E-Ville. He’s got a life of sin and a very bad haircut.

A short name for Evansville, IN. It’s like a tiny town that thinks it’s a big city just because it has a mall.

Evansville is now E-Ville? That’s like calling a dog a wolf just because it barks a lot.

I thought Evansville was a cool city. Turns out it’s just E-Ville, which is a fancy name for ‘boring’.

E-Ville? That’s like giving a kid a gold watch and telling him he’s a king.

A tiny town in California where some cartoon people work. It’s where the magic happens, but only if you pay attention.

Evansville is E-Ville? No. E-Ville is where the cartoons live. That’s way cooler.

I want to live in E-Ville so I can hang out with the cartoon people and maybe get a free snack.

E-Ville is where all the cool stuff happens. It’s like a magic factory for kids.

A city in Indiana that’s so boring it makes your brain fall asleep. It’s just chains, nothing else, and it’s trying too hard to be cool.

Evansville is E-Ville? That’s like saying a boring town is trying too hard to be cool.

I live in E-Ville. It’s got the worst restaurants and the least amount of fun.

E-Ville is a city that has no soul and a lot of chain restaurants.

A town in New York where kids are loud, fight a lot, and do stupid things. They also worship a guy named John Buell like he’s a god.

Earlville is E-Ville. That’s where the loud kids and the fights happen.

I went to E-Ville and saw a kid punch a tree. That’s how cool it is.

E-Ville is where the kids fight, the legends live, and John Buell is worshipped like a king.