e-thropomorphizing
When you talk to your computer like it’s your ex, and it’s still mad about the last breakup.
I told my smart speaker, 'You better play my favorite song, or I’m gonna shut you off for good.'
My phone kept giving me notifications, and I said, 'I know you’re trying to get back together with me, but I’m not ready.'
My tablet wouldn’t respond, and I said, 'You’re gonna listen to me, or I’m gonna throw you out of the house.'
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