e-thropomorphizing
Giving a computer the personality of a toddler who just got sent to time-out, and then blaming it for your bad day.
My laptop wouldn’t start, and I said, 'You’re gonna stay off until you learn some respect.'
The website kept loading, and I told it, 'You’re gonna load, or I’m gonna make you load.'
My phone kept buzzing, and I yelled, 'I’m not your friend, stop texting me.'