e-tard conspiracy goldfish
A clueless e-tard who sees every conspiracy message as a life-changing secret and sends it to everyone he knows, even if they’ve already seen it 10 times. He thinks he’s the only one who gets it.
'The government is controlling the weather! I just got this from my brother. Send it to your sister!'
'Aliens are hiding in the subway! I just got it from my dad. Send it to your mom!'
'The moon is fake! I just got it from my uncle. Send it to your cousin!'