e-tard conspiracy goldfish

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A brain-dead e-tard who thinks every stupid conspiracy message is the holy grail and sends it to everyone he knows, even if they’re dead. He has the memory of a goldfish on crack.

'Did you get the message about the moon landing? It’s fake! Send it to your mom!'

'The government is out to get us! I just got this from my uncle. Send it to your dad!'

'I just received the secret message about the pizza. It’s real. Send it to your cousin!'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A delusional e-tard who sends the same conspiracy nonsense to everyone he knows, even if they’re asleep or in the hospital. He thinks he’s doing everyone a favor.

'The presidents are all in on it! I just got this from my cousin. Send it to your brother!'

'Did you get the message about the lizard people? I just got it. Send it to your neighbor!'

'The whole world is fake! I just got it from my mom. Send it to your grandma!'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A clueless e-tard who sees every conspiracy message as a life-changing secret and sends it to everyone he knows, even if they’ve already seen it 10 times. He thinks he’s the only one who gets it.

'The government is controlling the weather! I just got this from my brother. Send it to your sister!'

'Aliens are hiding in the subway! I just got it from my dad. Send it to your mom!'

'The moon is fake! I just got it from my uncle. Send it to your cousin!'

by Slangipedia 5d ago