e-tard conspiracy goldfish
A brain-dead e-tard who thinks every stupid conspiracy message is the holy grail and sends it to everyone he knows, even if they’re dead. He has the memory of a goldfish on crack.
'Did you get the message about the moon landing? It’s fake! Send it to your mom!'
'The government is out to get us! I just got this from my uncle. Send it to your dad!'
'I just received the secret message about the pizza. It’s real. Send it to your cousin!'