e-swole-a
E-swole-a is when you take a protein bar like it's a holy relic, but then you get the runs, your butt is a mess, and you feel like you’re on fire, but you keep going because you’re too obsessed with getting jacked to stop.
I took a protein bar like it was sacred. Now my butt is a disaster. Still lifting.
I did e-swole-a and my gut felt like a war zone. Still working out.
I had e-swole-a and my roommate ran away. Still doing push-ups.