e-swole-a

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E-swole-a is when you chug a protein bar like it's liquid gold, but then your gut goes haywire, you get the runs, your butt looks like a mud pit, and you feel like you're burning from the inside out, but you still do it because you're obsessed with getting jacked.

I ate a protein bar and my pants fell off. I’m still doing 100 push-ups.

I got e-swole-a and my roommate had to leave the room. I’m still lifting.

I tried e-swole-a and I looked like a raccoon with a fever. Still doing it.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

E-swole-a happens when you eat something that promises gains, but instead you get a belly full of chaos, your butt is on fire, and you’re sweating like you just ran a marathon in a sauna.

I ate a protein bar and my butt exploded. Still doing squats.

E-swole-a hit me like a truck. I’m still lifting.

I got e-swole-a and I looked like a sweaty meatball. Still going strong.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

E-swole-a is when you try to get swole, but you end up with a gut like a balloon, a butt like a volcano, and you’re so sweaty and hot you think you’re about to melt.

I ate a protein bar and my gut looked like a balloon. Still working out.

E-swole-a hit me and I looked like a sweaty volcano. Still lifting.

I had e-swole-a and my roommate called me a meatball. Still doing reps.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

E-swole-a is when you take a protein bar like it's a holy relic, but then you get the runs, your butt is a mess, and you feel like you’re on fire, but you keep going because you’re too obsessed with getting jacked to stop.

I took a protein bar like it was sacred. Now my butt is a disaster. Still lifting.

I did e-swole-a and my gut felt like a war zone. Still working out.

I had e-swole-a and my roommate ran away. Still doing push-ups.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

E-swole-a is when you eat something to get jacked, but instead your gut goes crazy, your butt is a mess, and you feel like you’re on fire, but you still do it because you’re too stubborn to stop.

I ate a protein bar and my gut felt like it was on fire. Still lifting.

E-swole-a hit me and I looked like a sweaty mess. Still doing reps.

I got e-swole-a and my butt was a disaster. Still working out.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

E-swole-a is when you try to get swole by eating something, but then you get the runs, your butt is a disaster, and you feel like you’re burning up, but you still do it because you're too obsessed with gains to stop.

I tried e-swole-a and my butt looked like a mud pit. Still working out.

I ate a protein bar and my gut was on fire. Still lifting.

E-swole-a hit me and I looked like a sweaty meatball. Still doing reps.

by Slangipedia 5d ago