e-standards
You swear you'd never touch a girl online if she wasn't hot, but in real life you'd be thrilled to bang anything with a pair of tits and a hole.
I said I wouldn't hit a girl online if she wasn't a 10, but I'd take a 2 any day.
He said he'd never touch a girl on the net, but he took a girl with a belly and a bad haircut.
She said she'd never go for a guy with a chin, but she took the first guy who texted her.