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You swear you'd never touch a girl online if she wasn't hot, but in real life you'd be thrilled to bang anything with a pair of tits and a hole.

I said I wouldn't hit a girl online if she wasn't a 10, but I'd take a 2 any day.

He said he'd never touch a girl on the net, but he took a girl with a belly and a bad haircut.

She said she'd never go for a guy with a chin, but she took the first guy who texted her.

You think you're a tough guy online, but you'd take any girl with a hole and a little bit of a breast.

He said he'd never hit a girl online, but he took the first girl who answered.

She said she wouldn't go for a guy with a chin, but she took the first one who replied.

He thought he was cool online, but he took a girl with a belly and a bad laugh.

You say you'd never take a girl online unless she was perfect, but you'd be happy with anything that had a hole and a hint of breast.

He said he'd never take a girl online unless she was perfect, but he took a girl with a belly and a bad laugh.

She said she'd only go for the best, but she took the first guy who texted her.

He thought he was picky online, but he took the first girl who said hi.