e-standards
You say you'd never take a girl online unless she was perfect, but you'd be happy with anything that had a hole and a hint of breast.
He said he'd never take a girl online unless she was perfect, but he took a girl with a belly and a bad laugh.
She said she'd only go for the best, but she took the first guy who texted her.
He thought he was picky online, but he took the first girl who said hi.