e-squid - A squid that has a phone and can annoy you in the middle of

A squid that has a phone and can annoy you in the middle of the ocean.

My e-squid sent me 200 messages in one day. It was like being stalked by a squid.

My e-squid posted a TikTok of itself eating a pizza. It had 50 likes and 200 comments saying, 'I'm hungry.'

My e-squid sent me a voice note at 1 a. m. It just said, 'Hello.'