e-squid

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A squid that has a phone and can text you in the middle of the ocean.

My e-squid just sent me a message: 'I'm bored. Bring me pizza.'

I saw an e-squid on Instagram. It had 10,000 followers and a dad joke account.

My e-squid called me at 2 a. m. and asked if I wanted to watch TikTok with it.

A squid that has a phone and can curse at you in the middle of the ocean.

My e-squid just said, 'I'm tired of your bad jokes. I'm going to sleep.'

My e-squid texted me: 'You're the worst. I'm going to eat your homework.'

My e-squid called me at 3 a. m. and said, 'You're the worst. I'm going to eat your brain.'

A squid that has a phone and can annoy you in the middle of the ocean.

My e-squid sent me 200 messages in one day. It was like being stalked by a squid.

My e-squid posted a TikTok of itself eating a pizza. It had 50 likes and 200 comments saying, 'I'm hungry.'

My e-squid sent me a voice note at 1 a. m. It just said, 'Hello.'