e-spoke
When you send messages so bad they make your brain hurt. It's like texting with a broken brain and no coffee.
I e-spoke my brother about his bad haircut. He sent me a photo of his cat with a hat.
She e-spoke me with a whole paragraph about her cat's hat. I said 'cool' and left.
He e-spoke me during math class. I got a zero and a laugh from my friend.