e-spoke

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When you talk to someone through a chat, but you're too lazy to spell it right. It's like texting with a broken keyboard and a hangover.

Yo, did you e-spoke to your mom yet? She's screaming at me.

I tried to e-spoke him, but he said I was worse than his ex.

She e-spoke me at 3 a. m. with a picture of her cat wearing a hat.

Chatting with someone like you're both drunk and the internet is on fire. It’s the worst kind of conversation.

I e-spoke my friend about his dog eating my homework. He didn’t even reply.

She e-spoke me while crying about her broken phone. I said 'whatever' and left.

He e-spoke me at midnight with a meme and a question about life.

When you send messages so bad they make your brain hurt. It's like texting with a broken brain and no coffee.

I e-spoke my brother about his bad haircut. He sent me a photo of his cat with a hat.

She e-spoke me with a whole paragraph about her cat's hat. I said 'cool' and left.

He e-spoke me during math class. I got a zero and a laugh from my friend.

Chatting with someone so badly it's like you're both mad and the internet hates you. It's the worst kind of talk.

I e-spoke my mom about my bad grade. She sent me a photo of my cat with a hat and said 'whatever.'

He e-spoke me about his cat's hat. I said 'cool' and he sent me a meme.

She e-spoke me during lunch and I got a zero and a laugh from my friend.