e-spoke - Chatting with someone so badly it's like you're both mad and

Chatting with someone so badly it's like you're both mad and the internet hates you. It's the worst kind of talk.

I e-spoke my mom about my bad grade. She sent me a photo of my cat with a hat and said 'whatever.'

He e-spoke me about his cat's hat. I said 'cool' and he sent me a meme.

She e-spoke me during lunch and I got a zero and a laugh from my friend.