e-shag
When someone's too much of a chicken to just ask someone to fuck them, so they settle for typing on their wall or sending messages like it's a real relationship.
My brother's been typing on my sister's wall for months. He's too chicken to just ask her out.
My friend started messaging his crush nonstop. He sends her 10 messages a day and still hasn't asked her to go out.
My dad's been texting my mom again. He's 51 and still too chicken to just call her.