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When you catch someone typing on another person's wall, they want to bang them but are too chicken to do it in real life, so they just send digital cum instead.

I saw Tim writing on Sarah's wall at 2 a. m. He's got it bad but he's too shy to ask her out.

Lena's been messaging Jake nonstop for weeks. He still hasn't asked her to dinner.

Dad started texting my mom again. He's 47 and still too scared to talk to her face to face.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

It's when someone texts or writes on a wall instead of just asking someone to fuck them in person because they're too much of a pussy to do it right.

My cousin wrote 'I miss you' on his ex's wall. He's got it bad but he's too much of a coward to call her.

My friend has been texting his crush every day. He's been doing it for two months and still hasn't asked her out.

My neighbor started texting my mom again. He's 58 and still too much of a chicken to talk to her.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When someone's too much of a chicken to just ask someone to fuck them, so they settle for typing on their wall or sending messages like it's a real relationship.

My brother's been typing on my sister's wall for months. He's too chicken to just ask her out.

My friend started messaging his crush nonstop. He sends her 10 messages a day and still hasn't asked her to go out.

My dad's been texting my mom again. He's 51 and still too chicken to just call her.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you see someone typing on another person's wall and you know they want to fuck them, but they're too much of a pussy to just ask them out.

My friend wrote 'You're the best' on his crush's wall. He's been doing it for weeks and still hasn't asked her out.

My cousin's been messaging his ex every day. He still hasn't asked her to come back.

My neighbor started texting my mom again. He's 58 and still too much of a chicken to just ask her out.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When someone's too much of a pussy to just ask someone to fuck them, so they settle for typing on walls or sending messages like they're in love.

My brother's been typing on my sister's wall for weeks. He's too much of a chicken to just ask her out.

My friend has been messaging his crush every day. He sends her 10 messages a day and still hasn't asked her to go out.

My dad's been texting my mom again. He's 51 and still too much of a pussy to just call her.

by Slangipedia 4d ago