e-sarcasm - Using online insults like they’re your full-time job, even w

Using online insults like they’re your full-time job, even when you’re just being lazy and not really trying.

'Oh, I’m so happy you’re still alive. I was worried you’d forget about me.'

'Sure, I’ll do that. I’ve got nothing better to do.'

'You’re just being dramatic. I’m just being lazy.'