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Putting fake insults online like you're in a fight with someone but you're just sitting in your pajamas yelling at a screen.

'Oh great, another Monday. Just what I needed, more people being alive.'

'Sure, I'll help you move. Let's just pretend I'm not being paid in spite.'

'Wow, you're really trying to make me cry. I'm just going to laugh at you instead.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Saying the opposite of what you mean online, like you're trying to make people think you're a genius but you're really just bitter.

'Oh, I love being stuck in traffic. It’s the best part of my day.'

'Sure, I’ll take the blame. I’ve had way worse things happen to me.'

'This is the best pizza I’ve ever had. I’ve definitely had worse.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Making people feel like they’re being mocked online, even if they’re not. It’s like you’re trying to make everyone around you look foolish, including yourself.

'Wow, you’re really showing off. I’m just here to be annoyed.'

'I guess I’ll pretend to like that. It’s not like I have anything better to do.'

'Oh, you’re going to win? Let’s just pretend I didn’t lose my bet.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Using online insults like they’re your full-time job, even when you’re just being lazy and not really trying.

'Oh, I’m so happy you’re still alive. I was worried you’d forget about me.'

'Sure, I’ll do that. I’ve got nothing better to do.'

'You’re just being dramatic. I’m just being lazy.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Making people think you’re the most awesome person online, even though you’re just being fake and trying to make others look bad.

'Oh, I’m totally fine. I just needed to yell at someone.'

'I’m just here to be awesome. I’m not trying to make you look bad.'

'Sure, I’ll take that compliment. I’m just being awesome.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago