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A man with a huge elephant penis who needs to wrap it around his waist 17 times before he can wear pants. If he doesn’t, he looks like a confused donkey.
He tried to put on his pants without wrapping his elephant penis 17 times and fell over.
At the gym, he wrapped his penis around the barbell and it broke.
He tried to wrap his penis around his sister and got kicked out of the house.