E Rock

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A hairy, stoner creature from Upstate New York that eats weed by setting it on fire and breathing the smoke. He’s a straight-up hetero until you look closer and realize he’s into his half-sister’s boyfriends. He’s also a total addict, will cheat on you, and when caught, he blames his mom and rolls into a ball like a stupid kid.
E Rock just tried to smoke my mom’s weed and blamed her for his bad grades.
He cheated on his sister with her boyfriend and now lives in a cardboard box.
I saw him at the mall and he was rolling around like a drunk raccoon.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The American way to say Iraq, but with a side of disrespect and a bad accent.
I tried to pronounce Iraq and ended up sounding like a confused tourist.
He said 'E Rock' and got laughed at by the entire class.
She tried to say Iraq and it came out like 'E Rock' and now she’s stuck with that.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A man with a huge elephant penis who needs to wrap it around his waist 17 times before he can wear pants. If he doesn’t, he looks like a confused donkey.
He tried to put on his pants without wrapping his elephant penis 17 times and fell over.
At the gym, he wrapped his penis around the barbell and it broke.
He tried to wrap his penis around his sister and got kicked out of the house.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A guy who starts with an E and only likes rock music after he drinks so much he pukes on the floor.
He drank 10 beers and tried to sing rock, but it sounded like a drunk goat.
He puked on the floor and still tried to play guitar.
He drank so much he forgot his own name and just yelled 'Rock!' all night.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A hip-hop duo who only had one hit song and then got forgotten. They made three albums, but no one bought them because they sucked.
They had one hit and then disappeared like a bad haircut.
Their album was so bad, even the cats didn’t like it.
They tried to do a reunion, but no one showed up because they forgot about them.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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