E Rock
A hairy, stoner creature from Upstate New York that eats weed by setting it on fire and breathing the smoke. He’s a straight-up hetero until you look closer and realize he’s into his half-sister’s boyfriends. He’s also a total addict, will cheat on you, and when caught, he blames his mom and rolls into a ball like a stupid kid.
E Rock just tried to smoke my mom’s weed and blamed her for his bad grades.
He cheated on his sister with her boyfriend and now lives in a cardboard box.
I saw him at the mall and he was rolling around like a drunk raccoon.