E-Reaping
A person who sits on their butt watching videos and yells that the people in them are dead, even if they're clearly breathing.
'That guy just got hit by a car! He's dead!' (He was still talking.)
'She fell off a cliff! No way she's alive!' (She just texted her mom.)
'They’re in a hospital! They’re definitely dead!' (They were on a ventilator.)