E-Reaping

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A person who sits on their butt watching videos and yells that the people in them are dead, even if they're clearly breathing.

'That guy just got hit by a car! He's dead!' (He was still talking.)

'She fell off a cliff! No way she's alive!' (She just texted her mom.)

'They’re in a hospital! They’re definitely dead!' (They were on a ventilator.)

Someone who watches videos and insists the people in them are six feet under, even if they're still blinking.

'He got run over by a bus! He's gone!' (He was still eating a taco.)

'They’re in a coma! They’re dead!' (They just woke up.)

'She’s in a fire! She’s dead!' (She was just texting her friend.)

A person who watches videos and yells that the people in them are dead, even if they’re still alive and probably mad.

'He got shot! He's dead!' (He was still holding the gun.)

'She got hit by a truck! She's dead!' (She just said 'I'm fine' to her mom.)

'They’re in a hospital! They’re dead!' (They were on a ventilator and still talking.)