E-Queef
a queef you get in your e-mail like it's a surprise from your worst enemy
I got a queef in my e-mail from my crush. I showed it to my best friend. We both laughed at him.
She emailed me a queef from her sleepover. I showed it to my brother. He made a joke about it.
He sent me a queef from his soccer game. I showed it to my class. They all laughed at him.