E-Queef

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a sneaky queef sent through e-mail like you're trying to embarrass someone from across the country
My mom sent me a queef from her lunch table. I got it during math class. I died.
He emailed me a queef from his hotel room. I opened it in front of my teacher. I got detention.
She sent me a queef from her yoga class. I showed it to my friends. We all laughed until we cried.
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a queef you send by e-mail like you're the king of the toilet and you're showing your power
He emailed me a queef after I beat him in a video game. I knew he was mad.
She sent me a queef from her bus ride. I showed it to my class. They all laughed at me.
My dad emailed me a queef from his office. I showed it to my mom. They both laughed at him.
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a queef you get in your e-mail like it's a surprise from your worst enemy
I got a queef in my e-mail from my crush. I showed it to my best friend. We both laughed at him.
She emailed me a queef from her sleepover. I showed it to my brother. He made a joke about it.
He sent me a queef from his soccer game. I showed it to my class. They all laughed at him.
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