e-pology
A weak excuse for being sorry that somehow makes it look like the other person is the problem.
I’m sorry I said you were ugly. But you were being annoying. Also, I’m still not sorry.
I’m sorry I ditched you. But you were being a bad friend. Also, you’re still a bad friend.
I’m sorry I laughed at your joke. But it was a bad joke. Also, you’re a bad joke.