e-period
It’s when your electronic devices act like they’re on their period. They randomly search weird stuff and ignore you completely, or they text your friends and family nonsense that makes no sense at all.
Your smart speaker texts your mom, 'I think I’m in love with a sock.'
Your phone searches 'how to cook a pizza with a parrot.'
Your laptop sends a group message to your ex: 'I miss you, you’re my favorite sock.'