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It’s when your electronic devices act like they’re on their period. They randomly search weird stuff and ignore you completely, or they text your friends and family nonsense that makes no sense at all.
Your smart speaker texts your mom, 'I think I’m in love with a sock.'
Your phone searches 'how to cook a pizza with a parrot.'
Your laptop sends a group message to your ex: 'I miss you, you’re my favorite sock.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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It’s when your gadgets get moody like they’re on their period. They don’t listen to you and start texting people random stuff that’s completely ridiculous.
Your tablet texts your grandma, 'I think I’m a banana.'
Your smartwatch searches 'how to dance with a toaster.'
Your phone sends your crush, 'I’m a ghost, and I like tacos.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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It’s when your tech goes on a crazy period and starts acting like it’s got no brain. It searches weird stuff and texts people nonsense that’s completely pointless.
Your phone texts your brother, 'I think I’m a pizza and I’m tired.'
Your smart speaker searches 'how to beat a chicken at chess.'
Your laptop sends your mom, 'I think I’m a unicorn and I’m confused.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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It’s when your electronic stuff goes nuts like it’s on its period. It ignores you and texts people random stuff that’s so dumb it’s hilarious.
Your tablet texts your dad, 'I think I’m a dog and I want a sandwich.'
Your phone searches 'how to talk to a cloud.'
Your smartwatch sends your crush, 'I think I’m a banana and I’m lonely.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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It’s when your devices get all hormonal and start acting like they’re on their period. They ignore your commands and text people nonsense that’s completely useless.
Your phone texts your friend, 'I think I’m a cow and I’m tired.'
Your smart speaker searches 'how to teach a fish to sing.'
Your laptop sends your teacher, 'I think I’m a dinosaur and I like tacos.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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