e-penix
A measure of how much you think you're the best online, especially when you're arguing about tech stuff or making fun of others.
My e-penix is so high, I can see my own face in the comments section.
He said my e-penix was tiny because I used a laptop.
I got so mad at her for saying my e-penix was fake, I sent her a 30-minute rant in a DM.