e-penix

Fresh Trending

2 views · Added 4d ago · 5 definitions

How big your online ego is, usually based on how much you brag about your computer skills or how good you are at roasting people online.

Bro, my e-penix is through the roof because I won that argument about 5G.

She posted a meme about e-penix after I called her a keyboard warrior.

My e-penix is so huge, I blocked my own mom for saying my Wi-Fi was slow.

A measure of how much you think you're the best online, especially when you're arguing about tech stuff or making fun of others.

My e-penix is so high, I can see my own face in the comments section.

He said my e-penix was tiny because I used a laptop.

I got so mad at her for saying my e-penix was fake, I sent her a 30-minute rant in a DM.

How much you act like a tech god online, usually when you're showing off your skills or being a total ass in arguments.

My e-penix is legendary because I explained the internet to a 7-year-old.

She said my e-penix was fake because I used a phone.

I had to delete my own tweet because my e-penix was too big for the internet to handle.

A way to tell how much of a dweeb you are online, especially if you argue about tech or act like you're better than everyone else.

My e-penix is so strong, it knocked out the entire server.

He called my e-penix a joke because I used a tablet.

I got banned from the group chat because my e-penix was too loud.

How much you think you're the best online, usually when you're talking about your tech skills or making others look bad in arguments.

My e-penix is so big, it crashed the internet.

She said my e-penix was fake because I used a smartwatch.

I got 10 likes for my e-penix post, and I'm not even proud.