e-patriot
a person who yells at the internet about freedom, and thinks everyone else is a fake communist or socialist who wants to steal your freedom
Yelled at a video: 'You’re not a patriot, you’re a fake communist who wants to steal my freedom!'
Texted a friend: 'I’m not just a patriot, I’m a freedom fighter. Also, you’re a fake socialist.'
Posted a comment: 'They say I’m a subversive. I say they’re fake people who don’t like freedom.'