e-patriot

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a keyboard warrior who yells at the screen and spams the internet with nonsense about freedom, hates government, and calls everyone a communist or a socialist just for fun
'I’m not a terrorist, I’m just a patriot who hates your dumb laws!', posted at 2 a. m.
Sent a DM to a friend: 'Did you see that socialist trying to steal my freedom? I’m gonna burn the internet down.'
Posted a tweet: 'Communists are just fake people who don’t like freedom. Also, they’re probably fake.'
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someone who spends too much time on the internet talking about freedom, and calls everyone a communist, socialist, or politically correct fake
Tweeted: 'I’m gonna take back this country from the fake people who think freedom is a bad word.'
Sent a message to a friend: 'I can’t believe you still think freedom is a good idea. You’re a communist.'
Posted on a forum: 'They say I’m a patriot. I say they’re all fake people.'
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a person who yells at the internet about freedom, and thinks everyone else is a fake communist or socialist who wants to steal your freedom
Yelled at a video: 'You’re not a patriot, you’re a fake communist who wants to steal my freedom!'
Texted a friend: 'I’m not just a patriot, I’m a freedom fighter. Also, you’re a fake socialist.'
Posted a comment: 'They say I’m a subversive. I say they’re fake people who don’t like freedom.'
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a person who spends too much time on the internet talking about freedom, and thinks everyone else is a fake communist or socialist who wants to steal your freedom
Tweeted: 'I’m not just talking about freedom, I’m fighting fake communists who want to steal it.'
Sent a message: 'You think you’re a patriot? I’m the real one. You’re a fake socialist.'
Posted on a forum: 'I’m not just a patriot, I’m a freedom lover who hates fake people.'
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a person who spends too much time online ranting about freedom, and calls everyone a communist, socialist, or fake person who doesn’t like freedom
Ranted in a tweet: 'I’m not just a patriot, I’m a freedom lover who hates fake communists.'
Sent a message: 'You think you’re a patriot? I’m the real one. You’re a fake socialist.'
Posted on a forum: 'I’m not just a patriot, I’m a real person who hates fake ones.'
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a person who talks too much about freedom on the internet, and calls everyone a communist, socialist, or fake person who doesn’t like freedom
Tweeted: 'I’m not just a patriot, I’m a real person who hates fake communists.'
Sent a message: 'You’re a fake socialist who doesn’t like freedom. I’m the real one.'
Posted on a forum: 'I’m not just a patriot, I’m a freedom lover who hates fake people.'
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