e-pants
Pants for adults who still think they need to look like they're going to a job interview. Not jeans, not sweatpants, just the kind of pants that make your butt look like it's working.
'I wore e-pants to the grocery store and got stared at like I was dressed for a royal wedding.'
'My mom made me wear e-pants to the park and I cried.'
'I tried to wear e-pants to the gym and my legs were screaming.'