e-pants

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The imaginary pants you hope the other person is wearing during an online date. It's like trying to get into their pants, but you're just staring at a screen and hoping they're not wearing pajamas.

'I can't focus on the chat because I'm trying to imagine if they're wearing e-pants or just a towel.'

'This edate is going nowhere because I'm still waiting for them to show their e-pants.'

'I asked if they were wearing e-pants and they said, 'I'm wearing a banana costume.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Pants for adults who still think they need to look like they're going to a job interview. Not jeans, not sweatpants, just the kind of pants that make your butt look like it's working.

'I wore e-pants to the grocery store and got stared at like I was dressed for a royal wedding.'

'My mom made me wear e-pants to the park and I cried.'

'I tried to wear e-pants to the gym and my legs were screaming.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago