e-nag - Emailing people with tiny complaints so you can feel smart,

Emailing people with tiny complaints so you can feel smart, but they just roll their eyes and delete your message.

I emailed you about the coffee I spilled. You didn't even reply.

You sent me an email about a missing sock. I just laughed and moved on.

I got an email that said 'you're late.' I'm not even late anymore.