e-nag

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When you email someone and won't stop bugging them until they reply, even if they're busy eating pizza or crying in a bathroom.
Hey, did you see that email? I'm not done yet.
You sent me an email at 11 PM. What's next, a text? A phone call? A surprise party?
I'm not responding because I'm too tired, but you keep emailing me like I'm your personal robot.
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Sending tiny emails to make people reply with giant ones, just to keep you happy and everyone else mad.
You said 'hi' in an email. I replied with a 200-word essay about my day.
He sent me one line. I sent him a novel. Now I'm stuck reading it.
I got an email that said 'hey' and I responded with a full report on my life.
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Emailing people just to bother them, like they owe you money and a sandwich.
You email me about the coffee I spilled. I'm not even mad.
I got an email about the printer not working. I haven't seen a printer in years.
You emailed me about a missing sock. I'm now wondering if I'm going crazy.
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Emailing people with tiny complaints so you can feel smart, but they just roll their eyes and delete your message.
I emailed you about the coffee I spilled. You didn't even reply.
You sent me an email about a missing sock. I just laughed and moved on.
I got an email that said 'you're late.' I'm not even late anymore.
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