e-midge
A mini emo that’s so short they could be mistaken for a kid who’s been locked in a basement for 10 years.
Your teacher calls you an e-midge because you’re 13 and still listen to sad music on a boombox.
You call your friend an e-midge because they’re 14 and still wear a skirt and a hoodie at the same time.
Your dad calls your little sister an e-midge because she’s 11 and still eats cereal for dinner.