e-midge

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A tiny emo that's barely bigger than a shrimp. Used when you want to insult someone who looks like they were born in a closet and never saw the sun.

You call your little brother an e-midge because he’s wearing a hoodie in July and still has baby fat.

Your crush calls you an e-midge because you’re 5'2" and they’re 6'2" and you’re wearing a beanie inside.

Your mom calls your cousin an e-midge because he’s 12 and still cries when he drops his phone.

A mini emo that’s so short they could be mistaken for a kid who’s been locked in a basement for 10 years.

Your teacher calls you an e-midge because you’re 13 and still listen to sad music on a boombox.

You call your friend an e-midge because they’re 14 and still wear a skirt and a hoodie at the same time.

Your dad calls your little sister an e-midge because she’s 11 and still eats cereal for dinner.

A short emo who’s so small they could be mistaken for a kid who’s been hiding from the world since the 90s.

You call your little cousin an e-midge because they’re 10 and still wear a hat inside and cry when they drop their phone.

Your friend calls you an e-midge because you’re 12 and still believe in ghost stories and have a neon hairband.

Your teacher calls your classmate an e-midge because they’re 11 and still sit in the back of the bus and whisper to themselves.

A runty emo who’s so short they could be mistaken for a kid who thinks they’re a vampire and still wears a shirt inside.

Your little brother calls you an e-midge because you’re 13 and still wear a turtleneck and cry over a broken pencil.

Your crush calls you an e-midge because you’re 14 and still have a neon bracelet and a beanie inside.

Your mom calls your little sister an e-midge because she’s 12 and still eats noodles for dinner and believes in ghosts.